Vulgar Assassin

My Mom thinks I'm awesome

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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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babyminaj:

ya my iphone does the same thing

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tags: THIS IS GREAT  UNLIKE THE ORIGINAL  WHICH WAS POSSIBLY THE WORST COMMERCIAL EVER 
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captainrenner:

RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER

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juliemoriarty:

remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples

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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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